Star Of Nemo

Found this on a web. 挺 cool.

I shouldn't be online. But just want to blurp. I mean bleh.

Good laugh.
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He does come online...but he doesn't speak.

Doesn't matter to you who me talking bout...for me to know, for you to never find out...muahahahhahahaha...

Random joke:
Train Conductor: That boy looks over seven years old. I'll have to have a full ticket for him.
Mister: He was just seven last week.
TC: He looks pretty old...
Mister: You are just seven, aren't you, Junior?
(Junior starts crying)
Mister: Aw, did the conductor offend the little boy?
Junior: (husky voice) No, my pipe burned a hold in my pocket..

Three men fell overboard. The captain yelled to me: When they come up grab them by the hair and pull them into the boat. Two of them came up and I grabbed them by the hair and pulled them in the boat. Then the third man came up but he was bald.
So?
I pushed him under and told him to come up like he should.

This is intellectual joke. But the simplicity beats it all..

Taxi! Taxi!
Were you calling me?
Yes.
Well, I'm already engaged.
Oh are you? Well I hope you'll be awfully happy.

Lame jokes. I know.

This is something Wai Peng would do to me if I ever said that...

Me: Call me a taxi!
WP: Okay -- you're a taxi.

(The near same scenario happened in some years back when i said "Call me ____ or whatever..." and WP had to answer: "Okay... ____or whatever!" Go figure. Mind you, the ___is for a blank cause i can't remember what i said...but it's definitely clean.)

But...this is the best I've read so far...

What is the best thing to do when the brakes of one's car give way?
Hit something cheap.

Gosh, sometimes these jokes are just so dumb.

+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+

Shattered Glass

Okay, I have not watch that show until just now...on DVD...though I couldn't get the story at first (1998 incident...boy, I was only 12! Who would be so knowledgeable then to know about Stephen Glass?) So I went online and read out about him...


Stephen Glass in an interview on 60 Minutes. -picture from http://www.jeppe.dk

The things he does is quite amusingly scary.

I mean, to play con-man for a long time and to conned the whole US nation...

Seriously, I couldn't think of why he did it? Pride? Desperation? Only he can answer that question.

But truly, it just shock me to see people like that around...

Proves that I'm probably an ignoramus. :P Which I am...at least that's what my dad calls me yesterday...

Oh well.

As the BM proverb goes..."As high as the squirrel fly, it will fall down in the end..." or is it like that? I just remember the pictures. Well, the more generally known is, "The higher you climb, the harder you fall..." Oh.

Er...in case you are as ignorant as I was...
"In 1998, just months after being named editor of The New Republic, Charles Lane fired Stephen Glass for making up a story that ran in the magazine under the headline "Hack Heaven." At once outrageously detailed and seductively just-ahead-of-the-curve on the biggest business story of the day, "Hack Heaven" was about a teenage computer hacker whose agent essentially extorts a lucrative package from a software company that had been one of the hacker's victims. "Hack Heaven" was the last article Glass ever wrote, but as it turned out it was not the first time Glass had played fast and loose with the truth. In the end, Glass made up all or part of the facts behind 27 of the 41 articles that he wrote for The New Republic during his career there. As a freelance writer, he also wrote tainted stories for such publications as George, Harper's and Rolling Stone. " -excerpt from http://desiringhayden.net/aboutsg.html. Read full story on movie by clicking link. Mind you, small fonts.

But I think Hayden Christensen did a good job...Yeah.

Hayden Christensen as Stephen Glass (L) and Peter Sarsgaard as Chuck Lane (R) who found out about his longtime fabrications and eventually fired him. -picture from http://www.cinema.com

Oh besides, I have decided to give credit for every source of picture and stuff like that to the original source from the INTERNET...kinda fun thing to do anyway.

Erm...facts are true okay. Appeared on
Forbes.com Archives by Adam Penenberg, the guy who investigated about Stephen Glass's article.
Stephen r. Glass Index by someone who is helpful to list down everything...

Sorry if I insulted anyone. I mean...Mr. Glass even wrote a book "The Fabulist" himself...about himself...

Yeah, so...yupz...

Just an interesting read.


+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+

WishList! WishList!

I am happy...I am sad.

Happy because I'm growing one year older...

Sad because I'm growing one year older...kinda freaky actually. I will be what..20 next year?? GASP*...

So...for wishful thinking....I just want to list down what I wish for...

"All I want for birthday is my two front teeth...wait! I already have 'em...cheh."

Eh...I even listed it in categories! (Hahah...desperate.)

But oh well...won't make you agog....just splurt all out nicely...not according to number though...

Brave - Nichole Nordeman

I love Nichole Nordeman cause she really knows how to write songs...I mean...they are really poetic!

Here I Am To Worship - Worship Together

This is an old album, but still still!! They have really great familar songs which I love to sing...hey, I love CCM & Worship Together artists...they have nice songs and meaningful lyrics...

Arriving - Chris Tomlin

Chris Tomlin...dear old Chris...the one who wrote 'Enough' & 'We Fall Down'...he is one of my favorite worship leaders in the contemporary worship world...

When Silence Falls - Tim Hughes

Writer of "Here I Am to Worship" and "Consuming Fire", great worship leader...one of my fave's too... hehehe

Oh yeah...I know how some of you would gape at this...but they have really nice songs...so erm...
yeah...

The Hits: Chapter 1 - Backstreet Boys

Hey...they are good okay...boy band or not. But I know it would look odd in my collection...oh well...:) It doesn't hurt.

ANY BOOK!! - Mary Higgins Clark

I love her! She is one of the best suspense, thriller, mystery writer after...erm...Arthur Doyle or Agatha Christie! Clean language (though must check some out though) and really great plot...I'm always awake reading her book...can't STOP! Give me any title...give me second-hand, I don't care! She's too good!!

Extravagant Worship - Darlene Zschech

Her book always tops my list...because it's expensive and hard-to-get! I mean...hello...do you ever see it lying around in bookstores??

Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis

Why am I not surprised it's on my list? Cause I'm so left behind with the Lion, Witch and Wardrobe...do you KNOW that it's my favorite chronicles...bother bout them who say the rest are boring...Prince Caspian isn't that bad...I mean...okay...Dawn Treader might be a little...but still!!

Of course..the life long dream...CAMERA....Olympus AZ-1

Nick has heard me dreaming about it countless time...gosh...hehehe...but this is something I would want to work for it lerr...but I just want to put on my wishlist...cause it is my wishlist right???!!!

Now who wouldn't want a newer handphone? Except for those who already HAVE a newer HP...
...I'll work for that too...cause you guys will never know what phone I'm satisfied with...hahaha...

Oh yeah...if you guys would want to buy something...buy me this..that would help..really...Macromedia MX for Dummies

I mean...I get to learn flash, and then this whole webbie won't look so boring right??

我是一个guitar鼓手...

I mean...it is to help me advance my guitaring skills lerr...not that I have 'em now...but start from semi-acoustic right? :)

So erm...like books and music stuff, I can always lend it to you right right right??? :) But MHC not so much lerr...you all not favorite of hers...bleh.

Yay! Finally got it up...of course still got so many but oh well...its nice to have a wishlist...but OH just to let you know...even if none of my wish here is fulfilled on my 19th birthday, it's okay...I guess...not everyone is as rich as Kean Sheng right?? I might be able to get them later in life...treasure musn't be so hasty right??

Hahaha...just realise...all expensive stuff! HAhahahaha...




+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+

Minefield!

No, it's not a game...

Nowadays, Malaysia is a HAZE...gosh, I tell you, it's so terrible that CNN had to report it.

"It seems that this isn't a weather problem, it's more of a human act.." - Richard Quest, CNN

In school today (thank God for air-conditioning!), we thought the haze had lifted, then...

(*plays Star Wars sub-theme song...den den deden den deden den deden...)

It came, like an eagle soaring on its wings, silent but swift. You would never know it is coming until its fangs have already set upon you...

Okay, it's crap. BUt look look look...

On a clear day, the 'permandangan' (scenery) outside my house is this...



Then yesterday, it's like this...6.00 p.m.


Then today..at 4.00 p.m.


NOTE THE TIME DIFFERENCE????


+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+

Just Pouring

Hazy day huh?

Met up with Su-Lin yesterday...hehehe...long time never see her. It's good to be in touch again after a year.

I think I watch too much movies..always imagine wrong things. BY wrong things here means that not in Malaysia...somewhere out there....

FINE...I'll elaborate.

Imagine myself walking on a sandy beach...imagine myself wearing really thick, warm winter clothings...imagine myself in a wet woods...imagine myself in the buzzing lights of city life... imagine myself in a suburban setting... imagine myself smiling at nothing at all... imagine myself having fun with people...

Imagine imagine...(of course there's other stuff...but I'll keep that aside for a while...ah...square-jawed Caucasians!...*gush gush)

And GettyImages decided to be smarter by sticking their watermark in the center of the picture (which really ruins it...but oh well)...looks like I have to buy them pictures nowadays...thank God all projects are over! Hehehe...plagarism at its worst.

Nowadays kept listening to BSB's Incomplete...wait, I'll rephrase that, kept WATCHINg the video.

My favorite singer in the group would be...*clap clap ...Brian!



Hahaha...terrible me. Nolerr...just impressed by his singing and his commitment...great guy (just hope he stays that way..if he loses out, the first thing I'll do is shake my head)...Nick's voice kinda become raspy...don't you think? Donnolerr...

Hello, good morning, how You do?
What makes Your rising sun so new?

I could use a fresh beginning too
All of my regrets are nothing new

So this is the way that I say I need You
This is the way that

I'm
Learning to breathe
I'm learning to crawl
I'm finding that
You and You alone can break my fall
I'm living again, awake and alive
I'm dying to breathe in these abundant skies

Hello, good morning, how you been?
Yesterday left my head kicked in
I never, never thought that
I would fall like that
Never knew that I could hurt this bad

So this is the way I say I need You
This is the way that I say I love You
This is the way that I say I'm Yours
This is the way, this is the way

Switchfoot - Learning to Breathe (Learning to Breathe)

Tune in for next week, cause I'm gonna be putting up my birthday wishlist...ahahah...yupz...miss yours truly here is turning old! Muagua gua...

+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+

Heartstrings

Since all of you must be bored to the core because I have been whimpering about Tim & Ben's farewell..so I'll just let you people see this...it's taken during the Father's Day celebration. I think so lerr...

Sorry if the video is stuck...that proves you need broadband...mua gua gua...and sorry if it looks shaky and blur at some parts. I was using Nick's digital camera for this video! So, leave it as it is...and sorry if the whole thing looks far away..I was sitting three rows from the front on the 2nd platform and Nick's camera could only zoom to this much...bah...buy a 10X optical zoom, brother...then you give me your one yeah?? :) Hehe. (And this is just a glimpse..what happen to the rest of the song? gee, I don't know.)

Gosh...uploading is slow. Maybe I'll get some sleep.

Ah...here it is..

ENJOY!

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+But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. My God will hear me.+